There once was a penguin named Wally
Whose tale could be considered a folly
By a very close friend who will have by the end
Made the tale really jolly.

More on his legendary exploits later.

For now though...

NERDS

I'm assuming that they've been a part of everyone's childhood.
Been that way since the beginning of time.
Everybody knows who they are, what they look like, an' where you can find them. Places like the local 7-11, at your school, near the ice cream man, at the movie theater, an' even sometimes in your own household.
They come in various colors an' various sizes.
Always in groups, sometimes small, sometimes big.
The few, the proud, the nerds of our society.
Nerds.
Yes, I'm pretty sure you are aware of there existence. The nerds w/ the hard candy shell. The ones that have a variety of flavors that range from grape to my personal favorite: watermelon. The ones that start off tangy an' end w/ a sweet taste.
Yup.
Those nerds.

As a young child, I used to like to imagine them as their own lil' entities. Yup, living out there own individual lives liked the ones displayed on the boxes that they called home. Like Sea monkeys, just more consumer friendly an' readily available. But yea, I thought they were really friendly. Never wanted to eat them.
But once I actually got around to eating them...
Mass death of countless numbers of nerds. Some were lucky an' were killed instantaneously, others were less fortunate an' had to suffer w/ having there very souls sucked out 'fore finally having there bodies crushed.

Good ol' nerds.

So yea, what's w/ the post? Just a small lil' conversation piece between a really good friend an' myself. "Nerds" an' their distant cousins "Dweebs". Just like their cousins, they were given to us by the fine people at Willy Wonka's Factory. Lovingly brought to life by oompa loompas to be consumed by us. These dweebs however were unlike their cousins the nerds. They tasted good, but they were alot bigger.
Apparently, Willy Wonka thinks that nerds're alot smaller than dweebs in real life but I'm digressing.
I'd like to think that the reason why dweebs were so much bigger was because of the lack of extra-curricular activities they found themselves involved with, as opposed to their distant cousins, the nerds. The nerds found themselves doin' alot of things that ranged from roller skating, to skateboarding, to even skydiving. As evidenced by the cover of their boxes. That same cover art that had me somewhat disturbed as a child when asked wether or not I wanted to eat some.
Really good friend's theory: They bulked up, had more mass. Apparently making them the "jocks" of the family. But look at them. Just look. Plump, soft, sweet. This is what happens when you barely get out. I don't care what YOU say. There is no muscle in there anywhere. Even "behind their flab."

Is there a point to this post?
If there was when I started typing, I've completely forgotten it by now. =P

Nerds, good fun.
[Ed. note: I am NOT what I eat.]